In the spirit of the great Jeff Foxworthy, this thread is for people to chuckle a little bit about ourselves (or chuckle at people who have an ICE car). So let start off with YOU MIGHT BE A TESLA OWNER IF..... * Your spouse is sick of you asking them if there are any errands that you can run out for. * You have to drop everything you’re doing and run to your car when your phone notifies you of a new update. * You are constantly taking pictures of your car, even after it rains because of all the pretty colors on the glass. * You have no idea what the current price of gas is and don’t really care. * You put pungent take-out food and groceries in the frunk because you don’t want to smell up your car. * You’re used to strangers giving you thumbs up or staring at you while you’re driving. * The only time you go to the gas station is to buy Lottery tickets or get gas for the lawnmower. * When driving any regular car, you keep saying “How can anyone drive something so loud and slow?!?!” * You’ve already memorized the answers to the Top 10 questions ICE drivers ask you in the parking lot. * When ordering take out, you skip the free delivery just so you can drive more. * Your idea of ‘going out and hanging with the guys’ includes talking to strangers while supercharging. * You go out of your way to drive to the service center in hopes that you can trigger a new software update. * You have made more Jackrabbit starts from a red light in the past week than in your entire driving life just because it’s fun. * You always volunteer to be the one to go pick up the lunch order for the office. * When driving a regular car, you forget that you need to step on the brake to slow down.