I'm in SFO on my vacation/road trip and, of course, the first thing planned is a stop at the Tesla factory and a test drive of the P100D. OMFG! (Pardon my French). That baby MOVES. I startled Marco, the lovely Tesla guy, as I punched it and kept the pedal to the metal. He said most are surprised and ease up right away. (pussies...). Now my dilemma. I have ordered a M3, but this is the rocket I want. Giving up my reservation would feel wrong; after all we've been together for so long. (Oh crap, now I sound like a c&w song) I did get to see a 3 in the parking lot, and it was very nice. Red, sitting next to a red S. I offered to kiss some ass for either a sit in one or a ride. Marco said not possible. I also tried bs'ing my way into a factory tour. Nada. I need a skinnier body and bigger tits. My only thumbs down was that the 100 I tested was so new that autopilot was not yet calibrated. The only cool demo was the summon feature, and having the car park itself. I was also very surprised that they did not have any of the solar tiles in a display. The showroom only had a powerwall. I will be in San Francisco for three more days, until the 20th, so if you know a guy who knows a guy... well, send me a line.