My Car is a Zero

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    We drive a car that is a total “Zero”!


    Zero gas consumed


    Zero oil burned


    Zero oil changes


    Zero oil soaked filters discarded


    Zero oil dripped on the road


    Zero trips to a dealer for program updates


    Zero gears shifted


    Zero chemicals out an exhaust


    Zero trips to a filling station


    Zero gallons of water heated above the boiling point


    Zero squeaking fan belts


    Zero chance of heat stroke in the car


    Zero traction lost


    Zero acceleration hesitation


    Zero engine noise


    Zero use of an ignition key


    Zero use of the brake pedal to decelerate


    Zero idling in traffic


    Zero use of a car salesmen


    Zero price haggling


    Zero complaints


    Zero regrets


    We drive a Tesla


    Add your Zero’s to the list
     
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    Zero range anxiety.
     
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    Zero money left in my bank account
     
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    Zero transmission fluid to change

    Zero spark plugs to replace
     
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    Zero problems merging into traffic ;)
     
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