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Discussion in 'Rumour Mill' started by Rick59, Oct 10, 2017.

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    Scott Pruitt, the embattled head of the Environmental Protection Agency, announced today a $484 million grant to the Arkansas Advanced Motor Works to build a coal-powered SUV by the end of 2019. Pruitt declared, “this revolutionary engine will change how Americans drive.” When asked how the coal powers the car, he replied that the company has developed a new coal-breaking mechanism that would receive coal pellets from a drop-down chute, crush them into a fine powder, mix it with alcohol made in a separate mechanism in the car and inject it in the new coal-fired engine. He told the audience that what he loved most about this new car was the beautiful, multi-coloured smoke that came out of the three rear tailpipes. He also indicated that his department was in discussions with Amazon to develop the first overnight shipping program for coal, barley and rye pellets. “I know they’re still in the development stage but I’m confident that they will wisely spend this first slice of a multi-billion spending plan that my friends and colleagues worked on last weekend.
     
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      Prototype spotted!

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        Looks like an old Holden from down under.... About the only thing missing is the spikes and Roo protective bumper and it belongs in Road Worrior!
         
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        You can run an ICE on any organic matter via gassification.

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        Just don't forget a CO detector, because a large chunk of the gas you're burning is carbon monoxide ;)
         
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          Those veggie oilburners forget to account for the continuously reduced efficiency as the driver gains weight due to the constant craving for french fries.
           
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            Agree. Definitely a Holden ute.
             

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